Modern Love

Swimming Lessons 40 x 50 cm acryl on canvas c/o Karin Goeppert

BERLINALIA

I’m out hunter

gathering food, would settle for a

KFC in this neighborhood where

Arab men smoke water pipes in front

of their second-hand furniture stores.

At a table by himself a hipster

whose beard—

wanton, almost obscene growth—

makes me want to ask

how dare you eat coleslaw given

that catchall face hair of yours?

It took Berlin five years

to figure out it would need

five more years to finish its

new airport. They’re still working

on the math: airport’s still not done.

And yet the trees, ornate, intricate,

several shades of green in damp hot

July plus opulent semi-classical facades

of early twentieth-century houses

have to make me stop and smile.

And there’s our neighbor

setting out for nocturnal explorations

of Doper Park. Supplies obviously running low.

Good citizen of Kreuzberg

helping out the local economy.

That David Bowie and Iggy Pop used to live

around the corner is vaguely cool. Less so are the dozen

versions of Sally Bowles I’ve side-stepped over the years.

I think one Liza Minneli was plenty.

Americans here tend to adopt eccentricities

that will not let them go. Dude

from Ohio likes to wear a kilt

a lapse in taste I sort of hope returns

to haunt him in later years. Attractive

young English teacher dressed as a cliché

in clinging, short-skirted, blatantly whorish black,

brandishes vintage cigarette holder

and tries to be witty. I think it’s time

to head for the lakes & mountains. Italy’s singing something

voluptuous & sweet while Greece raises its goaty voice. Switzerland

has arranged all we need, even a desire

for the clink of cow bells or the sight of

tightly braided golden hair. A break from

full body tattoos fat nose rings gargantuan beards

creased by smug smiles the sneers of belligerent bus drivers.

It’s time

to get out.

It’s time to get

out. It’s

time to get out.

But we always come back.