Why don't you talk to me?

Why don't you talk to me? 50 x 50 cm acryl/paper/oil pastel on canvas by Karin Goeppert

GUIDELINES AND SUGGESTIONS

Breakfast is served at eight.

There are poppies the color of bright red nail polish.

The swimming pool has a fence around it

so your little ones won’t drown.

Please do not visit La Sabre Rosa: frequented

by right-wing thugs

and professed homophobes

torture and

certain death are on the menu every day.

We are famous for the relative intactness of our heritage sites, and

we have some superb fabrications as well. A good fake trumps

a boringly authentic whatever any day. You can drink our well water.

And pestilence is no longer a threat. Nothing we know of  

stings or bites, or swallows people whole

and spits them out in tatters.  

Try our special sauce. It is low on fatty acids,

so you might live a little longer than average.

Remember: never hesitate to use your pay pal. That’s what he’s there for.